Welcome to Spastic Records

The home of Spastic Ambush and Angle & Dawn.
We make music, art and designs, most of it not displayed online but we’ll be updating regularly with whatever we feel comfortable with.

[visitor enters – shop door opens for the billionth time]

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Mrs Who

– Welcome! We hope you’ll find something to your liking, or even disliking. That’s equally as intriguing really. We make pleasant and unpleasant art, it’s usually pleasant to meet us and we’re on time most of the time.

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Mr Ambush

Good enough!

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Mrs Who

[smashes clock]

 

 

This is our grand guard dog. We found him wandering aimlessly on the Internet without a collar or a copyright claim so we took him in and we have started to love him as if he were our own.
You can read about the day we bought GOMP here: The day Angle & Dawn bought a dog